yongmuney:

doot doot outta my way bitch

yongmuney:

doot doot outta my way bitch

(via oprahsmom)

— 9 months ago with 155496 notes
sexhaver:

i dont know if the picture is supposed to be of the employee who forgot the blunt or the customer who found it and im not sure which would be funnier

sexhaver:

i dont know if the picture is supposed to be of the employee who forgot the blunt or the customer who found it and im not sure which would be funnier

(Source: shmurdapunk, via jesuschristvevo)

— 9 months ago with 87096 notes

chekovpoo:

"there will be free food"

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(Source: spiderbad, via zackisontumblr)

— 9 months ago with 129741 notes

zillyhookah:

zillyhookah:

when i was in highschool there was a foreign exchange student from south korea who me and some friends befriended and he ate doritos with a spoon.

miss u gunmo

also this other time we all went to a craft store and he grabbed a bandana and tied it around his head before swagging over to us going “whats up my homos”

miss u gunmo

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

— 9 months ago with 77156 notes
me:m'lady
her:Excuse me?
me:*opens wallet and pulls out a picture of my dong*
her:Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you?
me:*friendzoned again*
— 10 months ago with 1483 notes
Babies Experiencing Things For The First Time →

my-love-reaches-the-moon:

secretlyademigodinthetardis:

beben-eleben:

First time watching fireworks:

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First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:

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First time getting caught in a bubble shower:

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First time driving through a dark tunnel:

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First time…

(via jedijen)

— 10 months ago with 445354 notes